Friday, June 11, 2010

Honesty

Honestly, when you really think about it, nobody is completely honest with anyone. There are plenty of things you'd like to say to someone, but never do. There are many times where you don't tell the whole story. Most of the time, we (humans) do this in order to not hurt someone's feelings. But you know what? People care too much about things they either can't control, or shouldn't care about in the first place. Because sometimes, you have to hurt someone to help them. Sometimes, you can't always be nice and joke about something you're actually serious about. Sometimes caring means not caring at times. So stop worrying about how you look, stop joking with your friend about them growing up and just tell them, and stop worrying about things you can't control. There's no point in thinking about something you can't help or fix. So stop making yourself unhappy. Just be honest - and whoever doesn't appreciate it can go fuck themselves.

Calculus

Calculus is using the step you already took to get back to the previous one and wondering why you took the first step in the first place.
Calculus is the alternative route to drive through to prove to everybody that four plus four is really five.
Calculus sums up all your knowledge of math you’ve ever learned and applies them to real life situations.
In reality, calculus makes many problems easier and without it, you wouldn’t get anywhere in life.
Calculus is the tool you use to replace everything with letters, so why don’t little kids understand this stuff?
Calculus is the contradiction that says you can do whatever you want with the right formulas, but says you have a limit as it approaches infinity…
Calculus is the excuse you can legally use to approximate the number of cars on a particular road.
Calculus is the dictionary that allows anyone to say that x = y just for the hell of it.
Using variables such as alpha, beta, gamma, delta, mu, pi, and lambda mean nothing to any normal person, but if someone interested saw this, they’d scream about how awesome it is to use such cool symbols.
Calculus is “e.”